CHINESE TAKEAWAY

When I come in from the wilderness

With my pockets full of wildebeests

You might look bewildered, at least

When you feast your eyes upon me

I am a luminous white baguette

And don't you forget it

And the cliff face bears the silhouette

Of my girl's inverted head

I am a vapour, still warm, passing through her,

A pissed-up lobster in a curdling galaxy of paint

And I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend

I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend

Somewhere in the Bahamas

I rode those llamas

Wearing only my pyjamas

I peeled my own bananas, then

And I wish I had had one last glass of that milk

Before it turned so sour

Still - I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend

I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend

I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend

I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend